August 23, 2004
It's GLOBAL WARMING, I Tell Ya!
So, with all the scientific proof about Global Warming being a real phenomenon, you'd think we'd at least get some minor benefit from it. Like, ya know, maybe some Summer weather between, oh, May and August, right?
It's the 23rd of August, and the damned leaves on the maple trees are already turning colour! The Canada Geese are flying in big V formations overhead already. Where is our flipping SUMMER????
Global Warming, my ass!
Posted by Nicholas at August 23, 2004 10:29 AM
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But don't you see? Global warming is about climate change? So any change has to be attributed to capitalist pig-dogs such as yourself with your shiny Honda SUVs and monster homes? Don't you see it? How dare you question our sacred mantra?
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When Canada implements Kyoto, complete with Kyoto Kamps for those of use deemed to be excessive consumers, I really wonder what they are going to do with the bodies. Can't burn 'em – that would push us over our emission limits. Can't even leave 'em in fields to rot – bloated corpses produce a lot of methane, far more than cow farts. Can't eat 'em, as that would just be wrong – eating meat is wrong, after all.
We're in for interesting times, to be sure.
Humph.
