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January 28, 2005

The Red Ensign Cabal

Last night, at an undisclosed location, a sinister group of bloggers gathered to lay plots, drink copious quantities of beer, and be generally a huge pain to the wait staff. I smuggled a camera in, cunningly disguised as a PDA, and took some surreptitious photos to be used in evidence:

Chris Taylor, Alan McLeod, and Ray the Raging Kraut

Here we have the ringleader and two of his henchmen: Chris Taylor, Alan McLeod, and Ray, the Raging Kraut.

Also in attendance was Damian "Babbling" Brooks, who managed to avoid being in most of the photos:

Ray and Damian

At some point, my careful concealment of the camera was at risk:

Chris Taylor suspects something

To feed the throngs, entire herds of animals were slaughtered:

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And the alcohol started to take effect:

The rage phase begins

Just before the raid, it became apparent that I was not the only spy in the group:

Another photographer is discovered

The topics of discussion ranged far and wide, including digressions from Damian on graphic novels, from the Raging Kraut on his soi-disant bloodless coup, and from Alan on Kingston and how it rocks. Chris Taylor was his usual reserved self, clearly taking mental notes for his own devious purposes.

Posted by Nicholas at January 28, 2005 10:57 AM
Comments
Look at the glare off those polished domes! Posted by: Damian at January 28, 2005 12:28 PM
Speaking of domes, you guys are making me reconsider the whole head-shaving methodology. I thought everybody used razors like me. I had no idea you guys were such lazy bastards and only used the clippers! Now I wanna be lazy too! Posted by: Chris Taylor at January 28, 2005 12:47 PM
Y'know, the "polished domes" theory probably accounts for the slight improvement of the camera's light-gathering capabilities. Posted by: Nicholas at January 28, 2005 03:59 PM
What the devil are you eating, Brontosaurus Ribs? Posted by: Dr_Funk at January 30, 2005 01:49 AM
Y'know, we'll have to figure out a place in the Standard to post pix of all the Brigadiers so far ... Posted by: PhantomObserver at January 30, 2005 08:01 AM
Doc, that was the remains of the herd that was sacrificed to appease the appetites of only _one_ Kingston-based blogger. And he finished it, too! Posted by: Nicholas at January 30, 2005 12:02 PM
PhantomObserver: I've got an even more amusing photo of the current Brigadier to post tomorrow. . . Posted by: Nicholas at January 30, 2005 12:03 PM
Nicholas you evil bastard! You've gone too far and that slow acting poison I gave you that night is acting TOO slowly... Time to hire some goons to put an end to this... Posted by: Ray at January 30, 2005 10:57 PM
Brigadier Ray, You'd better have bribed 'em better than your predecessor did. . . Posted by: Nicholas at January 31, 2005 12:08 AM
Dr. Funk, I made a very similar comment when Alan's plate was brought to the table, and the server was looking at me: "Nope - that's for Fred Flintstone at the end of the table." Posted by: Damian at February 1, 2005 11:40 AM


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