Antiwar posturing at "Huffington's Toast"

Steve H., proprietor of Hog on Ice, is also the demented mind behind the parody site Huffington's Toast. There have been some brilliant bits of knife-work posted there since they counterstruck the original site. Here's a line I'd have expected to be used about the French:

If God wanted us to go to war, why did she give us two good knees to surrender on?

I haven't bothered visiting the site Steve and his team are satirizing — why bother? It couldn't possibly be as entertaining as the Toast. I don't really follow any of the "celebrities" that are supposed to be writing for the Huffington site. In fact, I don't even recognize half the names being tossed around as "celebrities".